September 1, 2014

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September 1, 2014

awolbucky:

whatever you do don’t imagine steve at peggy’s funeral

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September 1, 2014

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

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September 1, 2014

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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August 27, 2014
police: you're under arrest
me: no i'm not
police: shit
August 26, 2014

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

(via heyfunniest)

August 26, 2014

ts-1989:

"I’ll never change but I’ll never stay the same either"

August 26, 2014
madsabroo:

pbbbbbtt

madsabroo:

pbbbbbtt

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August 26, 2014

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

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August 26, 2014

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

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August 25, 2014

He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

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August 25, 2014

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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August 25, 2014

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

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August 25, 2014

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

image

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August 25, 2014

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

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