whatever you do don’t imagine steve at peggy’s funeral
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
|police:||you're under arrest|
|me:||no i'm not|
"I’ll never change but I’ll never stay the same either"
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
The sex would be
OUT OF THIS WORLD
He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.