August 21, 2014

madkingrian:

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

what Game Grumps video is this from omg???

(Source: youtube.com, via hungrypeeta)

August 20, 2014

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

(via vividzombie)

August 20, 2014

screamingiminlovewithyou:

I don’t care about school I care about taylor swift

(via onehandfeel)

August 20, 2014

Anonymous said: Dude the gamecube sucked

princess-nagi:

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August 20, 2014

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

penis-hunger-games:

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

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There we go.

(Source: winter-soldier, via vividzombie)

August 20, 2014

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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August 20, 2014

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August 20, 2014

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August 20, 2014

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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August 20, 2014

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August 20, 2014

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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August 19, 2014

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

(via tommyspeck)

August 19, 2014

chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

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August 19, 2014

alineinanoldloveletter:

I PEED IN TAYLOR SWIFTS TOLIET TONIGHT AND HELD FREAKKING KITTEN

(via speaknowtaylor)

August 19, 2014

"I never want to change so much that people can’t recognize me."

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